chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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