"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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