Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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