i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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