Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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