why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.