He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?