i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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