Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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