i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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