Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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