i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
