She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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