It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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