That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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