maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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