This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
