If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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