That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Drunk is not a location!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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