ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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