Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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