My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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