My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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