just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
