matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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