The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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