absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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