trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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