I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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