im gay
i know
yea but for you.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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