she peed on how many people?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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