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I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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