Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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