Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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