Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
