oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize