What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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