Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
then he tried to convert me to islam
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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