I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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