I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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