I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins