He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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