and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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