was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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