my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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