when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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