So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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