So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize