He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Randomize