well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
