Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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