You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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