I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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