a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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