My room smells like vodka and shame
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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