Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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