Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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