im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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