Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need help removing her.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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