Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Let's paint friendship bongs
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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