where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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